Book review

F*ck, Marry, Kill MCU Edition

Thanks Katarina for tagging me. Her post is super awesome so check it out.

I’m not much of a marvel fan but my co-blogger Maria is. I’m gonna let her take over from here since she’s super crazy about everything Marvel.

Before starting the game, I’d like to make it clear that I don’t mean to objectify anyone and that I have loads of love and respect for the whole Marvel cast!

(Dany chipping in : And this’ll be the big opportunity to use all the GIF we love. So brace yourself guys)

DANAI GURIRA, SEBASTIAN STAN, BRIE LARSON

F*ck: Brie Larson. She is beautiful, she’s smart and super talented, I like her ever since she starred in The Room (which was the movie that gave her an Oscar for best supporting actress).

Marry: Sebastian Stan. He is another artist I’ve loved before Marvel (I love him in Once Upon a Time) and he is extremely dedicated to his characters! Not to mention that he is very handsome and he has that sweet melancholic look.

Kill: Danai Gurira. It’s not that I don’t like her, it’s just that I feel more connected to Stan and Larson, and I pretty much only know Gurira because of Marvel.

ANTHONY MACKIE, CHRIS EVANS, JEREMY RENNER

F*ck: Anthony Mackie. He is pretty, funny and charming. I’ve seen some of his non-Marvel work, but none of them really caught my attention.

Marry: Chris Evans. I can’t even think of an option in which I wouldn’t want to marry him. He is so perfect and such a nice guy! And I’ve been in love with him since my childhood. Let’s just say that I was one of the few people who actually liked both Fantastic Four movies. I also was crazy about The Nanny Diaries, and when I was older about What’s Your Number? I also love Before We Go, and ever since I watched The Gifted my love for him grew even more! (And I’m going to stop now before this turns into an appreciation post for him or an analysis of his filmography!)

Kill: Jeremy Renner. I feel awful for saying this, but I don’t really care for him.

GWYNETH PALTROW, BRADLEY COOPER, ZOE SALDANA

F*ck: Zoe Saldana. She’s pretty, she’s talented and she has great taste for films! I love her as Gamora, but also in Star Trek and Avatar!

Marry: Bradley Cooper. He won my heart when I watched The Silver Linings Playbook, and his performance in A Star is Born was also superb. I have yet to watch a bad film of his! Although I must admit I wouldn’t want to marry him when he’s in character as Rocket!

Kill: Gwyneth Paltrow. I dont have any issue with her, but I’m not particularly fond of her either.

ROBERT DOWNEY JR, PAUL RUDD, LETITA WRIGHT

F*ck: Letitia Wright. She is beautiful and she looks really smart, but I’m not so familiar with her other works.

Marry: Robert Downey Jr. He is so charming! And he has really expressive eyes. I also love how he overcome his own personal demons and I can’t even imagine anyone who could have been an Iron Man not even half as good as him!


He is also is my favourite Sherlock Holmes, and I always think of him when reading the books!

Kill: Paul Rudd. I’m just not a fan.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL, JUDE LAW, CHRIS HEMSWORTH

F*ck: Chris Hemsworth. He is tall, Australian, and hot. What’s there not to love? And he also has done some pretty funny films!

Marry: Jude Law. I love him! He is so charmingly British! I love his accent, his rich smooth voice, the round lips and the bold green eyes. He also starred in some pretty good movies. I particularly love him in Crimes of Gridenwald, Sherlock Holmes, The Holiday, Cold Mountain and Enemy at the Gates.

Kill: Jake Gyllenhaal. I like him and some of his movies, but this was the only category left. Sorry Jake!

TOM HIDDLESTON, WINSTON DUKE, MARK RUFFALO

F*ck: Mark Ruffalo is just so sweet and such a nice guy, I should just give him a kiss, probably in the cheeks.

Marry: Tom Hiddleston. I have a soft spot for charming British men. I love him as Loki, and in several of his other films, such as Only Lovers Left Alive, War Horse, Crinsom Peak, Kong: Skull Island.

Kill: Winston Duke. He is very attractive, but I’m not that into him.

MICHAEL B JORDAN, ELIZABETH OLSEN, CHRIS PRATT

F*ck: Chris Pratt. I don’t think he is particularly handsome, but he is very funny and his movies are cool! I really like his Jurassic World character.

Marry: Michael B Jordan. He is such a good actor, he brings so much depth to his characters! Besides, he is very handsome, and so hot! I really love Kilmonger, and he makes the Creed movies extra special! Another of his good movies is Fahrenheit 451.

Kill: Elizabeth Olsen. I don’t know much about her, but I think she’s prettier than her sisters.

TESSA THOMPSON, TOM HOLLAND, EVANGELINE LILLY

F*ck: Tom Holland. He looks like a baby, but he is funny.

Marry: Tessa Thompson. Valkyrie is so powerful and such a bad-ass, what’s there not to love? How did Thor manage not to fall in love with her? (I don’t ship them, but imagine her rejecting him, it would have been hilarious!)

Kill: Evangeline Lilly. I don’t really like the Ant-Man movies and I don’t care for the cast.

CHADWICK BOSEMAN, HAYLEY ATWELL, BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

F*ck: Chadwick Boseman. I have only seen him in Black Panther, but he is handsome and his character is a man of honour.

Marry: Hayley Atwell. In every thing of hers I’ve seen, she is always beautiful, smart, elegant and classy! I totally get why Cap is in love with Peggy for so long!

Kill: Benedict Cumberbatch. I like him, and I think he is a great actor, but his characters oftenly are extremely arrogant and I don’t like that so much.

SCARLET JOHANSSON, LUPITA NYONG’O, KAREN GILLAN

F*ck: Karen Gillan. I love her as Nebula, of course, but I also loved her in The Circle (ugh, that movie is so good!) and she’s too funny in Jumanji!

Marry: Scarlet Johansson. I was crazy for her growing up, and even though I’m not that into Black Widow I love her in Lucy and I think she’s a great actress. And really pretty.

Kill: Lupita Nyong’o. I don’t want to kill her, she’s another great actress, I loved her in 12 Years a Slave and as Maz Kanata.

Well, that’s it for today. I hope you had as much fun reading it as I had writing it! If you could choose a Marvel cast member to marry, who would it be and why? Let us know in the comments!

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